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Joke of the Day

"Goat joke(my 1st please go easy on me) Q: What do call a gay goat. A: A Fagoat"

"I always say no to drugs... But they never listen."

"Darth Vader: ""Listen Luke, this is a new arrangement for both of us. Let's not force things. Just let me know if you need a hand."""

"10101 = 20 Sorry, I'm a bit high right now."

"How can I go to sleep when this movie I've seen 70 times just started?"

"This isn't a joke, I'm a Black guy who's in dire need of white jokes.... Give me your best Reddit! ^^^^"

"What's the most popular type of car in Turkey? Coupe"

"I fell asleep & my cat ate the crackers I left on the table. To teach him a lesson, I ate all his Friskies while he's sleeping on the couch."

"What do you call crazy testicles? Cuckoonuts"

"I hate the Blacks in my neighborhood. Mr. Black is a douche. Mrs. Black is a slut. And the kids are the worst."