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Joke of the Day

"Goat joke(my 1st please go easy on me) Q: What do call a gay goat. A: A Fagoat"

"New studies revealed... ... 9 out of 10 people do not consider bullying to be a great problem."

"Cashier: haha that's a lotta candy, getting ready for Halloween early eh Me:... Cashier:... Me:... Cashier:... Me: yep"

"Animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before the last earthquake,our dog took the car keys and drove off"

"My new girlfriend really takes my breath away.... She's inflatable."

"If I die in a fire, I want my last words on my grave... ... ""I won't die, I'm 70% water!"""

"*rolls out of bed* *rolls into other strategically placed bed* ""Nice."""

"Who decided smiling would be the default expression for pictures?"

"Sometimes my kid likes me, but I'm pretty sure it's only because I'm his Oreo dealer."

"How do you say Philippines in Ebonics? Colombia"