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Joke of the Day
"*rolls out of bed* *rolls into other strategically placed bed* ""Nice."""
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"On the way in a fox ran across the road ahead of me...I slowed down pretty quick cuz i knew a bunch of English dudes on horses were next..."
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"Why did Jack get a restraining order? Beanstalking."
"I like my women like I like my whiskey... Light brown, from the south, and kept in a lightless cabinet only to be taken out on special occasions."
"The first time Chuck Norris ever played Counter Strike, he no-scope headshoted a terrorist through the walls from across the map on CS_Dust 2...... with a knife."
"Why do the French eat snails? Because they don't like fast food."
"Dogs have 10 expressions for ""I love you! I love you!"" and cats have 10 for ""I hope you die slowly in a fire but feed me dinner first."""
"If abortion is murder, then are condoms kidnapping..."
"What do you call a group of environmentalists in jail? 'Collared Greens'"