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Joke of the Day
"How do you say Philippines in Ebonics? Colombia"
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"How do you drown a blonde? Stick a scratch and sniff to the bottom of a pool."
"Q: How many believable competent ""just right for the job"" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it?"
"Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? I thought you said you'd never forget."
"Doc said I need to change my diet... He said I need to eat more caviar and drink more champagne. I said, ""Doc, that's crazy! What's this diet called?"" He said, ""it's a High Fluten diet."""
"Why do dyslexics make bad joke tellers? They tend to punch up the fuckline"
"I overheard two female coworkers say there was a creepy dude listening to their conversation."
"Yo mama is so fat... That Seaworld is looking for her to make sure she no longer breeds."
"The funniest joke in the world Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"
"Not Your Father's Root Beer Me: Hey dad. Is this yours? Dad: No."