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Joke of the Day

"Cashier: haha that's a lotta candy, getting ready for Halloween early eh Me:... Cashier:... Me:... Cashier:... Me: yep"

"If anyone ever tells you they've lost their voice, They're lying."

"The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn."

"A man finds 3 magic lamps in the Sahara.... ...he says ""Damn, I wish there was an outlet.""."

"Halfway through V for Vendetta... ...still waiting for Natalie Portman to evolve into Vaporeon."

"It doesn't matter where you are, an old lady is about to be in your way."

"Girl are you a gorilla enclosure Because I want to throw a kid in you."

"Drinking makes some husbands see double and feel single."

"No matter what people think of you, walk around with your head held high. Multiple chins are not cute."

"It is okay to make jokes about Donald Trump, For now..."