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Joke of the Day
"Who decided smiling would be the default expression for pictures?"
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"How do you have nasal sex? Fuck knows"
"What do a tomato and a gay quadriplegic have in common? They are both fruits that are kind of like vegetables."
"""Well boy,"" I yell to my dog, seated in the basket of my pushbike as we plummet to the rocks below, ""naming you E.T. clearly wasn't enough."""
"Have you seen www.shelterfromtherain.com? Yes but it doesn't really stand out."
"Is that all? ""I wanna stab you."" Huh? ""Cut your throat."" What? ""Drink your blood."" Um. ""Have your baby."" Uh. ""Kidding! I'll have a coke."""
"What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other? A surgeon."
"I guess you could say the situation in Gaza... Israeli bad. YEAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! i'll show myself out."
"Nerd joke A photon walks up to an airline counter to buy a ticket and the clerk asks ""any baggage to check?"" The photon replies ""No, I'm traveling light."""
"How gays decide who will be on the top? With a swordfight."