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Joke of the Day

"I'm not saying that I haven't incorporated math into my adult life. I'm just saying I could've dropped out after elementary school."

"What happened to the guy who ingested lead? It wasn't the lead that killed him, but rather the element of surprise."

"For all you World of Tanks players: what does LTP stand for? LeichtTractor Premium"

"What do you call a necrophiliac cumshot [Dirty (obviously)] Ice Cream"

"Fucking cows... ...wouldn't recommend it."

"If I had a penny everytime I was one cent short for a beer I'd have become an alcoholic."

"Jesus fed 5000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish But Hitler made 6 million Jews toast"

"What's the opposite of an antijoke? An unclejoke"

"Sitting in my car eating McD's, and I hear a quiet voice behind me go: ""Here, we have The Fat Woman in her natural habitat.."""

"There was a king with three cups. He filled the first cup. He filled the second cup. But he left the third cup empty. What was the kings name? King Philip the Third."