222030

Joke of the Day

"I'm not saying that I haven't incorporated math into my adult life. I'm just saying I could've dropped out after elementary school."

"What do you call graduates from secret society school? Alumniati"

"[at the hunting store] Me: where's the camo gear? Clerk [winks]: exactly"

"What do you call a French pole vaulter? A Leap Frog"

"Which kitchen appliance do surfers dislike most? The micro wave."

"My aunt sent me a private message on fb, telling me that I shouldn't post things that some people might find offensive. After much soul searching I had to do the right thing, so I unfriended her"

"Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes? He wanted to go bear foot."

"How many Mexicans does it take to fit a lightbulb Juan"

"english words that pitbull knows: -party -miami"

"So my friend went duck hunting the other day, but didn't get anything I told him it was alright. No harm no fowl."