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Joke of the Day

"What do you call graduates from secret society school? Alumniati"

"My wife is fucking awesome. Although usually I prefer to go by Steven."

"A young boy's life changed when he found out he could shoot a white sticky substance Only this young boy could also do it from his wrist. Hello spiderman."

"What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically? Tsar-Chasm"

"Why did the boy become an astronaut ? Because he was no earthly good !"

"I asked my North Korean friend how it was there. He said he couldn't complain."

"Do you know what the difference is between a straight man mustache and a gay man mustache? The smell"

"TIFU by posting in the wrong sub. ;)"

"What is the difference between rat poison and diet coke? Diet coke has better advertising."

"viscoelasticity is a bit creepy"