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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes? He wanted to go bear foot."
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"In Europe, her milkshake brings all the boys to the meter."
"A man walks into the bar But fails since he was too busy drinking through law school"
"Today I have learnt - if you try and give someone the finger whilst wearing mittens, you are basically just showing them your mittens."
"A guy walks into a bar, and the bartender looks up and says... ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""
"What do Sting and a prostitute have in common? They both stop sucking when the police show up."
"Two potatos are in an oven.. .. One potato says to the other, ""It's hot in here"" Then the other potato says, ""Oh my god, a talking potato!"""
"""I probably shouldn't have said that out loud"" -a biography"
"3 unwritten rules of life: 1. 2. 3."
"A grasshopper walks into a bar... And the bartender says ""Hey, we got a drink named after you."" And the grasshopper says ""You have a drink named Steve?"""