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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a French pole vaulter? A Leap Frog"
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"Dear grapefruit, putting the name of a better fruit in your name doesn't change the fact that you taste like a lemon's butthole."
"How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job."
"Woman without curves is like a road without bends.... You may get to your destination quicker, but the ride is boring as hell."
"What does a libertarian apparition say to the cops? ""Am I free to ghost?"""
"I don't know if I like my new haircut, but it will grow on me."
"Marriage is for men who miss staying with their parents."
"Where do football directors go when they are fed up? The bored room!"
"I'd just like to thank the sidewalk For keeping me off the streets"
"How do you keep water warn in the winter? Have it wear an aqua-fur."