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"How many Mexicans does it take to fit a lightbulb Juan"
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"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it into the microwave until its Bill Withers."
"Am I original? -Yeaaah. Am I the only one? -Yeaaah. Do you wanna build a snowman? -Go away, Anna. Ok byyyyye."
"I finally got some me time away from the kids. Two whole hours. It would've been longer but my legs went numb crouching behind the dryer."
"How much did the pirate's new earrings cost him? A buccaneer"
"""I love my cable company! Their customer service and pricing can't be beat! I'm glad I have no other options!"" said no one ever."
"Chuck Norris was banned from competing in the National Karate Championship. Everyone he competed with the year before ended up in the Special Olympics."
"Goodnight computer *instantly grabs phone*"
"My friend's new girlfriend A buddy of mine was telling me about his new girlfriend, particularly that she likes to bake Italian bread and plays on a baseball team. I asked, ""Ciabatta?"""
"A corgi walks into a bar Bartender: what can I ge... Corgi: I'll have a jack and coke Bartender: why the short paws?"