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Joke of the Day

"How many Mexicans does it take to fit a lightbulb Juan"

"What's the difference between fishing and dating? In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk."

"Why do Asians have small breasts Because their fathers only allow for A's."

"Did you hear about the ambidextrous golfer? He swings both ways."

"I told my dad that I wanted to be a comedian He said to me, ""You can't be serious."""

"Why was the Butcher depressed? Because his life was in shambles."

"Q. What does Kodak film and Condoms have in common? A. Both are made to capture special moments."

"Did you hear that Henry Ford wrote a book? The driving point is that it's auto-biographical."

"What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart? Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland lol"

"That guy is so poor... ... that he has to fuck his own wife."