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Joke of the Day

"So my friend went duck hunting the other day, but didn't get anything I told him it was alright. No harm no fowl."

"someone asked me if i liked having long hair... i told them i didn't at first but it kinda grew on me."

"A man had a nose ring fitted into his nose a friend asked ""how much did you pay for that?"" ""I paid through the nose!"" he replied"

"A Short Joke jk"

"What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear"

"What salad dressing does Macaulay Culkin prefer? Neverland Ranch."

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I wouldn't pay good money to see a lentil."

"I accidentally swallowed a piece of string the other day. When it finally came out the back end, it was all tied up. I shit you knot"

"""Your dad cant hold a candle to what my daddy can do."" ""Oh Ya, what does he do?"" ""Makes gun powder."""

"See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil."