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Joke of the Day

"So my friend went duck hunting the other day, but didn't get anything I told him it was alright. No harm no fowl."

"I'm going to the new Tom Cruise movie at midnight. Seeing it on the Edge of Tomorrow."

"The USA just beat Germany 2-0 Just like the score for the World Wars."

"The Flintstones becomes an entirely different show when you consider Fred & Barney probably weren't wearing underwear."

"why do they put gates around a graveyard? Because people are dying to get in"

"What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes? Holy smokes."

"What do you call an old, dead, bloodsucking leech? Margaret Thatcher"

"Who would survive if Trump and Clinton both were stranded on a island? America"

"I like my women how I like my dial-up Internet Always going down on me..."

"What makes a glow worm glow ? A light meal !"