222021

Joke of the Day

"I'm glad i know sign language It's pretty handy"

"Did you know diarrhea is hereditary? It runs through your jeans."

"I am still at a loss over Hillary Clinton's defeat and I emailed my consolations to her, but never got a response Do I need to call FBI to look into it"

"There are a lot of good times... But 6:30 is hands down the best time."

"What's the difference between jam and jelly I can't jam my cock up your ass"

"All it takes is 10 minutes without electricity to prove my total uselessness as a person."

"The only thing scarier than getting a call from an unknown number, is when that number doesn't leave a voicemail."

"This jokes so dark, it's not welcome in South Carolina He:Babe Come Over She:i'm Playing Arkham Knight He: My Parents arent's home She:neither Are Batmans"

"what's a pirate comedian's favorite reddit? aaaarrrrrrrr/jokes"

"Hey people waiting in line to get into a club. . . you should probably do us all a favor and stay in there until after the election"