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Joke of the Day
"I'm glad i know sign language It's pretty handy"
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"A Roman walks into a bar... ... holds up two fingers, and says ""Five beers please!"""
"Why did the computer programmer put his brownies back in the oven? They were too GUI."
"Hey baby, you want to come back to my place? I do one hell of a Bill Cosby impression I'd love to show you"
"Venus Williams has blamed her first round exit at Wimbledon to the balls not bouncing correctly. May I suggest for her to try some better fitting underwear?"
"What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house? He became a quack head"
"Did you hear about the man who jumped in the Hudson River? He committed sewercide."
"If the number 666 is considered evil... ...is the number 999 is considered LIVE?"
"People who say they don't have any problems are lying to you, but at least give them credit for not telling you about them."
"I have Restless Life Syndrome."