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Joke of the Day

"Hey people waiting in line to get into a club. . . you should probably do us all a favor and stay in there until after the election"

"People used to laugh at me when I said I wanted to become a comedian... well nobody's laughing now!"

"Today's a really good day... 10/10"

"We all used Facebook out of curiosity and it ended as an addiction."

"What do you call a serial killer who can kill with both hands? Ambi*Dexter*ous"

"I'm on a whiskey diet. You should try it, I've lost 3 days already."

"My audiologist put his penis in my ear. Now I've got hearing AIDS."

"Did you hear about the Chinese-German restaurant? Great food but half an hour later, you are hungry for power."

"Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty Bastards !!!"

"I love to online. Have you ever tried online? Online is better than offline I think. There's no memes offline and there are wolves offline."