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Joke of the Day

"What's that smell? What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Hey, do you smell carrots?"

"Q: What did one vampire say to the other vampire? A: Is that you coffin?"

"And then the Lord said unto thee ""any social media site besides Facebook asking for prayers shall go unanswered."" Matthew 4:23"

"Smiling gives you wrinkles. Resting bitch face keeps you pretty."

"What's the most intelligent breakfast? A Stephen Fry-up."

"What do you and 1 ply toilet paper have in common? You BOTH eat *da*-booty!"

"[Jaden Smith at aquarium] ""...any questions?"" Do Crabs Think Fish Can Fly? ""No"" What If Our Air Is Just Bird Water? ""Huh"" How Can Birds Be R"

"What is a pirate's least favorite letter? Dear Sir/Ma'am, We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons: 1. Illegal Downloading"

"Have you seen www.veryangry.com? No AND STOP ASKING ME STUPID QUESTIONS!"

"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers."