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Joke of the Day

"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers."

"My mate went to a fancy dress party as a silent bee. ""Very subtle,"" I thought."

"No hedgehogs were harmed in the making of this short movie 'Ripping the Legs Off a Hedgehog So He Looks Like a Pinecone'."

"How did Hitler tie his shoes? With little nazis."

"How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute? i'm serious... help."

"How many police officers... How many police officers does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None, he fell!"

"What's the difference between bullets and everyone? Everyone misses Harambe."

"I like my TVs like I like my women Curvy."

"Bush meets Jared one did 9-11. the other did 9-11 year olds."

"Out of my mind. Back in five minutes."