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Joke of the Day
"Smiling gives you wrinkles. Resting bitch face keeps you pretty."
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"Why hasn't there been a woman on the moon yet? it doesn't need cleaned."
"OMG I'M SO OLD AND OUT OF TOUCH WITH POP MUSIC WHAT SONG DOES BREXIT SING"
"I visited Karl Marx's grave in London yesterday. It was just another Communist plot."
"How do you kill a hipster? You drown him in the *Mainstream*"
"How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None; it's a hardware problem."
"""Dad what IS the moon?"" It is cheese. Delicious cheese. Thats why rats come out at nite, to look at it. We must never let rats on the moon."
"Gay marriage is about to become legal in England. Hey, America, how does it feel when your parents are cooler than you?"
"Houseguests should have a mandatory bedtime."
"Hey, Gandalf! What is it that bats can do but badgers can't? FLY, YOU FOOLS!"