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Joke of the Day

"I knew a shopaholic woman who routinely ended relationships. She couldn't pass up a good buy (good bye)."

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"Why did the monk hate the musician because he hated violins I made this up just now"
"A guy walks into a bar.... ouch"
"My boss said ""dress for the job you want, not for the job you have"" Now I am sitting in a disciplinary meeting in my Wonder Woman costume."
"me: goodnight moon moon: i have a boyfriend"
"Prove im not a robot by typing the wierd letters? um PRove your not a robot! i can see u computer yoU are a robot and this is my website now"
"For a tiny person unable to wipe herself after she poops, my toddler has managed to hit me dead in the eyeball with 4 things today."
"Happy Columbus Day! Celebrate by going to the wrong house after work then claiming it as your own."
"There is an American Olympic diver named ""Steele Johnson"". He could have a great job in adult films with that name..."
"What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster? HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES."