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Joke of the Day
"The janitor at my gym sees me naked more often than my wife does. And he's a more attentive lover."
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"If they somehow magically ever discover another part of the reproductive system, they should name it after Prince"
"HEADLINE: Recent Studies Show Old White Dudes Possibly Becoming Obsolete. ""This is bad for everybody,"" say Old White Dudes."
"Make like a pea plant and go fuck yourself."
"inspired by frontpage's TIL about the guy fawkes mask: how many occupy protesters does it take to change a lightbulb? none, occupy protesters can't change anything."
"What do you call a polar bear who works for Fox News? A bad news bear"
"I too like my women the same way as I like my coffee... Constantly berating me making me wish I was dead."
"What did one French Guy say to another French Guy? ""Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!"" (""Hello, I am called Guy as well!"")"
"*Hello this is your pilot speaking, we still have about 9 hours in the air so let me entertain you folks reading you some of my tweets*"
"What do you call a scale that always resets itself to zero? Tareable"