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Joke of the Day
"I like sleeping, it's like death without the commitment."
Next Joke
"How did Cosby fuck up his phone? He put it on sleep mode"
"The grass is always greener When its not my weed"
"I found out my girlfriend is really into buoyancy. I said ""Whatever floats your boat."""
"Why do Ukrainians not like being late? They don't wanna be rushin"
"What is Hillary Clintons least favourite instrumeny? The trump-et."
"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black and arrest the lightbulb for being broke."
"I just can't wrap my head around decapitation."
"""Any two-watt bulbs?"" ""For what?"" ""That'll do. I'll take two."" ""Two what?"" ""I thought you didn't have any."" ""Any what?"" ""Yes, please."""
"I'm pretty sure I'm going to die without knowing what 95% of a scientific calculator is used for."