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Joke of the Day
"I'm part of a club for people with parkinson's We have our own hand shake"
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"How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist? Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'"
"Don't you hate it when people mirror your joke and get all the credit? p ll pu o no o ldod u no ,uop"
"I hear crowded elevators smell different to midgets it's because of all the assholes"
"What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something."
"Exercise, the poor man's plastic surgery."
"What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs? Eiffel."
"What's a gay man's favorite planet? Earth, most likely. Unless he's personally interested in space exploration, in which case he might say Mars."
"What is Forrest Gumps password? 1forrest1"
"3 guys walked into a bar to watch football... none of them knew what was going on."