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"What is Bielefeld's Zip Code? 404"
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"I have a condition preventing my going on a successful diet. There's a medical term for it, but in plain language, it's hunger."
"What happens when you ditch a gf for another she will become bff with your new gf, and become lesbians"
"Do you know what ""La Quinta"" means in Spanish? Next to Denny's"
"Untied the bun in my hair & tried that sexy hair shake thing that chicks do on tv. Doc says the neck brace can come off in a week."
"Life is like a bowl of soup. You only get blown if you're hot."
"TIFU by accidentally eating my friend's sandwich from Subway Oops, wrong sub."
"What kind of underwear does Severus Snape wear? Always."
"Teacher: ""What is the most common phrase used in school?"" Pupil: ""I don't know..."" Teacher: ""Correct!"""
"How can you tell if a Redditor is an extrovert? During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes."