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Joke of the Day

"What happens when you ditch a gf for another she will become bff with your new gf, and become lesbians"

"""Son, if you keep masturbating like that you're going to go blind!"" Dad, I'm over here."

"i lost my weed in my room does anyone have a drug sniffer dog that can keep a secret"

"(Corny)-Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard? Cuz everyone was dying to get in."

"Did you hear Barnum and Bailey Circus is shutting down? They can't compete with American politics."

"What tea do footballers drink ? Penaltea !"

"What drink can wrongly convict a black man? Tequila Mockingbird"

"Why Does Paris Hilton Have a Chihuahua? Cause she doesn't want a Dog thats more intelligent than her!"

"Whichever way you cut it, it's always a piece of cake Title"

"A toilet was stolen from a police station today... It's a pretty serious crime. The police have nothing to go on."