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Joke of the Day

"Teacher: ""What is the most common phrase used in school?"" Pupil: ""I don't know..."" Teacher: ""Correct!"""

"What do you call an underwater adventure with a Great Dane? Scooby-Diving"

"My mom (seriously) asked if my friend's brother ""still had down syndrome."" No mother, he walked it off."

"What do eggs say when they're turnt? Omelette, fam"

"Where does Noah store his bees? The ark-hives."

"what do Mike Tyson and outdoor patios have in common? They're both roofless."

"One time, a woman admitted she was wrong, but the government covered it up."

"How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? No one knows. When the light turns on they scatter."

"What did the cannibal ask for in his burrito? Human beans"

"Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? Because they have a common enemy"