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Joke of the Day
"If wishes were fishes... ...life would be pretty crappie"
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"How do you spot a blind man at a nude beach? Well, it's not hard."
"My favorite pickup line.... Hey, smell this... does this smell like chloroform?"
"[Commercial for babies] *100 year old woman trying to feed a brick a bottle of milk* ""There's got to be a better way"""
"What color is the most metal? Ma*djent*a"
"My dog won't stop playing the piano I guess you can say she... Won't stop Bach-ing"
"Roses are red. Violets are blue. Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad, I'll be there too. Not in the cage but laughing at you."
"I'm going to swallow a jack-in-the-box so that when they do an autopsyBOING, surprise!"
"What's 18 inches, stiff and makes girls cry all night? Cot death"
"Jellyfish have survived here on Earth for 650 million years without brains. Great news for stupid people."