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Joke of the Day

"Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good-looking? Because all those men already have boyfriends."

"Picture a fish household with an upside-down bowl for their tiny human"

"Life hack for driving Always get your driver's license picture taken when your stoned. That way, the police will think you always look that way."

"A black and a Mexican are in a car.. Who's driving? The police"

"What do grammar nazis order at Burger King? Two Whoppers Junior"

"*in court* Your honor,this case must be thrown out ""On what grounds?"" *points to defendants nametag: ABookByItsCover* *Judges head explodes*"

"What's a pirate's worst nightmare? A sunken chest with no booty."

"A horse-drawn carriage sounds really romantic until you realize horses can't even hold a pen and the carriage just looks like a scribble."

"What do a baby and a martini have in common? I prefer both of them shaken"

"A really fat friend sat on her cat, long story short - now I can add search & rescue, proctologist and vet to my resume."