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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Asian guy who was so terrible that nobody mourned his death? He was unbereaveable."

"Many burn victims are not very attractive, But all of them used to be extremely hot at some point in the past."

"What's the worst thing about being Thai? Everyone automatically assumes you have a small dick, even though you're a female."

"While they're a lot of fun on Halloween, did you know most jack-o'-lanterns end up at the pound? Please. Next year, carve a puppy."

"I can't be the only one that sees the day when a direct message from a catfish is called carp DM."

"So Kanye had another kid... He named it Wild Wild"

"What do you get if you cross a Fish and an Elephant? Swimming Trunks."

"I can be the Taco Beast... ...If you're my Taco Belle!"

"She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, we are both very unprepared for this cold weather"

"Two Irish men walk into a bar... You would have thought at least one of them would have seen it."