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Joke of the Day

"What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick."

"Did you hear about the deaf gynecologist? Don't worry, he can read lips."

"Why was the empty penis so scary? Because it was a hollow wiener (halloweener) [works better spoken - I think - just made it up in the shower]"

"What's the internal temperature of a tauntaun? Lukewarm."

"How do you get a Jewish girl's number? Lift up her sleeve."

"This is how bad immigration is getting. I walked into my local corner shop wondering if I could pay by my card and all I said was ""Visa?"" The fucking twat ran off!"

"Why did they have to call Aquaman Aquaman Because they couldn't call him Seaman"

"Hellen Keller walks into a bar then into a chair, and then into a table."

"My phone number is one digit off from a local restaurant's. When I'm in a bad mood, I'll take reservations."

"My friend David lost his ID the other day... Now we just call him Dav."