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Joke of the Day
"Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chic is you."
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"You can lead a horse to water but cannot make him drink, unless you're Chuck Norris."
"Oreo A little white kid goes & stands in between 2 black kids and says : Look mommy, ""Oreo biscuit !!!"""
"What do you call two British men, searching for a donkey? Assless chaps. Source: http://www.mrlovenstein.com/images/comics/345_daft_for_donkey.png"
"Why are there so few casinos in Africa? Too many cheetahs"
"How do you keep an idiot busy for hours? [Click here to find out the answer.](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2b57xv/how_do_you_keep_an_idiot_busy_for_hours/)"
"WIFE: We'd have less arguments if he wasn't so pedantic THERAPIST [to me] Is that right? ME: No. It should be fewer arguments"
"Good thing most planes have TVs. Nothings worse than having to look out the window at Earths sacred majesty from the point of view of angels"
"Why won't pigs take up jogging? They don't like to get that far from the table."
"What do you call your friend from Prague who beat you at chess? Your Czech mate"