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Joke of the Day
"My shirt is 40% linen... I guess the other 60% is McCartney, Harrison and Starr."
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"My book fell from above and hit me on my head All I can do is blame my shelf"
"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay 200 to let a lentil in my mouth."
"What's the difference between... What's the difference between a women's track team and a pack of intelligent pygmies? The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts..."
"If you could have sex with one person you've had sex before.. would it be with your right or left hand?"
"I've done a ton of research and looked at multiple symptom checkers. I went to the doctor and he said I was fine but..... .....I think I may be suffering from hypochondria"
"I do an average of 6 things a day that will keep me out of heaven."
"How many Mexicans does it take to fit a lightbulb Juan"
"Yo' daddies house is so old. . . . . . that when you ring the doorbell the toilet flushes. Booyah!"
"Nursing Problems As a Nurse, its my job to have patients - Oh the irony in how the 'patients' have absolutely no patience for me. My job is to save your ass..(colonoscopy etc.) Not Kiss It. :D"