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Joke of the Day

"Yo' daddies house is so old. . . . . . that when you ring the doorbell the toilet flushes. Booyah!"

"I've noticed... I've noticed, if you're scared of spiders they always turn up in your bedroom. So by using that logic... I'm scared of blonde girls with big boobs."

"What's the difference between a joke and two dicks? Redditors can't take a joke."

"What's the difference between a midget and a dwarf? Very little!"

"I never date left handed women Righty Tighty Lefty Loosey"

"[At the ferret store] I'll take five of those furry slinkys"

"[biologists find beached whale] its a new species what can we call it? [surfer walks by] yo killer whale bro [biologists look at each other]"

"What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren? British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek."

"THE GREATEST JOKE OF ALL TIME YOU..."

"Crime would drop to 0% if police uniforms were scary clown costumes. ""Put your hands up and state your favorite balloon animal!"""