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Joke of the Day

"A man walked into his bedroom and saw his wife cheating on him with an Indian man... The man yells ""is this some kind of Sikh joke?"""

"I go to McDonald's once a month just to replenish the napkin stash in my car"

"I don't date Left handed chicks cause you know, Lefty loosey Righty tighty."

"Have you heard the joke about the baby with AIDS? It never gets old."

"The IRA have been fighting for Irish reunification since the 70s. . . All they needed to do was vote for the Conservatives."

"Funniest joke you will ever hear. You."

"A man and a woman walk into an elevator The man asks the woman, can I smell your feet? The woman looks at him with disgust and says no. The man says, it must be your vagina then."

"Why don't black people dream? The last one who did got shot."

"How do British people explain a period..? Bloody Hell"

"What do Pink Floyd and princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was the wall."