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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is heavy and the other is a little lighter."

"How can you tell if a man is cheating on you? He has a bath more than once a month."

"You know why you can't scare a gay guy? Because they're not fucking pussies"

"Sorry I looked completely surprised that your baby didn't burst into flames when I chanted The Power Of Christ Compels You."

"Why does the ocean roar? You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed."

"Why do Steven Avery's victims see him naked from the waist down? Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs."

"Most men know that women dream of having two men at the same time. But they don't understand that in those fantasies one man is cleaning the house and the other one is cooking."

"What do you call a deep thinking pastry chef? A filosopher."

"Two yogurts are sitting on a shelf... One yogurt starts talking about art, so the other turns and says, ""wow, you sure are cultured."""

"A dialogue between Russians. -Guys, maybe we should stop drinking. -We allready did. We're getting wasted now!"