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Joke of the Day

"Why does the ocean roar? You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed."

"According to rom coms, I haven't met the perfect guy because I've never chased an important paper down the block in a gust of wind."

"The important thing to remember is that nobody asked you."

"Two baby seals walk into a club"

"Tomorrow I'm opening the time capsule I buried as a kid. Can't wait to see how big my puppy got."

"Why don't Jews play basketball? Because even if they miss the shot, they still ask for change."

"Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth? He wanted to smoke a joint!"

"Why do cow wear bells? Why do cow wear bells .......???? Because their don't work :D :P"

"You can learn a lot about a man based on how he responds to a bird pooping on him. Also background checks and digging thru his trash."

"Did you hear the one about the philosophical dentist? He wanted to transcend dentalism."