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Joke of the Day
"""I'm a good person, obviously."" --everyone"
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"A doctor goes to his patient and says ""I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's"" Patient replies ""Well, at least I don't have cancer!"""
"Last night, I poked a woman in the eye with my penis She's gone a bit cockeyed since."
"Why were the baker's hands brown? Because he kneaded a poo."
"How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? They all gather around their cash registers and sing ""What a Friend We Have In Jesus..."""
"Did you hear about the dancing girl? She danced on one leg and then the other, but she made her living between the two of them."
"I'm going to be a clown for Halloween. So I can finally get shot."
"A Board Game Walks into a Bar... The bartender says, ""look, we don't want any Trouble!"""
"What do you call a person who has sex with a person and a sheep? Basexual"
"I was so poor, we couldn't afford a bidet. I had to do hand stands in the shower."