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Joke of the Day
"Why does Piglet stink so bad? Cause he always plays with Pooh."
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"Cats that run under your legs display the same genius as someone walking into traffic."
"My wife just told me she's leaving me if I don't stop drinking I told her "" Come on honey just one more drink, and I will help you pack!"
"A friend of mine asked if you could catch AIDS from a toilet seat. I said, only if you sit down before the other guy gets up."
"If you aren't happy being single, you'll never be happy in a relationship. Get your own life first, then share it."
"The Blind Man ""Ah, I see,"" said the blind man as he spat into the wind. ""It's all coming back to me now."""
"When I die I want my remains poured out of an airplane over the Grand Canyon. But don't cremate me. Just dump my body on some tourists."
"Why do good farmers only excel when they are actually farming? Because they are out standing in their field."
"What do you call an actor who has given up civilized life and gone to live in the wilderness? Will Feral. Edit: I tried"
"[lookin in bushes for our baby] me: where the hell can he be? dog: roof roof roof me: will you shut up [baby waves at the dog from the roof]"