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Joke of the Day

"Dont think about tomorrow because thats when the judge starts using the term premeditated."

"What did the poor composer say to his friend? I am baroque, can you lend me some money?"

"Why do they call it a ""roach clip""? Cause ""pot holder"" was taken."

"The best vacation? Close your eyes and throw a dart at a map. Where did it land? Doesn't matter. Just keep your eyes closed and go to sleep."

"What's the motto of the Mexican army? An Army of Juan"

"love is joke hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

"What's the difference between a chair and an asshole? You are not a chair..."

"Are you tired of every day being the same? Congratulations, you're an adult!"

"My laziness is like the number 8. Once it lies down, it becomes infinite."

"What do you call a penny with Jesus on it? J.C. Penny"