201543

Joke of the Day

"My wife just told me she's leaving me if I don't stop drinking I told her "" Come on honey just one more drink, and I will help you pack!"

"I wasn't snoring.. I was dreaming I'm a dirt bike."

"So my girlfriend asked me the other day ""Don't you know where the G Spot is?"" And I said yeah of course I know where the G spot is. It is between the F Spot and the H spot."

"I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months I don't like to interrupt her."

"if you think about all the people you didn't marry, you've had a positive impact on virtually every life in the world"

"What do you get when you have seven dragon balls? Nothing! This is real life."

"One day the youngest son asks his mother, ""Mom, why do I look so different from all my siblings?"".... The mother says ""Son, from what I remember about that party, you are lucky that you don't bark""."

"If you like someone and don't know if they like you, just sue them and then ask them under oath if they think you're cute."

"Going out in my hometown tonight. Hope my old bullies are really impressed by my parody twitter accounts."

"Do you know anyone who has ever been scalped? I can't think of anyone off the top of my head.."