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Joke of the Day

"Whats common between the world trade centres and genders? There were once two but now they're too offensive to talk about."

"how do you catch a unique cat? unique up on it. (im sorry)"

"When Germany won the World Cup, I did nazi that coming."

"Did you hear Tarantino is making a documentary about the Catholic Church? It's called Pulpit Fiction"

"How do you know if you're a bogan? You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids."

"It took me an hour to attach my watches to each other to make a belt. It was a **waist** of time."

"There is rumor of a new ""Amish Flu"" out of Pennsylvania... the symptoms are low grade fever, and you will get a little hoarse and Buggy."

"If Jack helped you off the horse... ... would you help Jack off the horse? I tried."

"How did the potato get back from the party? It booked a Tuber."

"Do you speak sign language? No, we sign it."