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Joke of the Day

"If Jack helped you off the horse... ... would you help Jack off the horse? I tried."

"Did you hear about the guy who was sent to prison for poor grammar? His cellmate put his semi in his colon."

"When is the best time to eat fast food? *Fri*day!"

"The German players enjoyed some Argentinian steak today... but it was a little Messi"

"How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb? Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything."

"There are five states of matter. 1. Solid 2. Liquid 3. Gas 4. Plasma 5. Black Lives"

"Have you heard about Polish Roulette? It's played exactly the same way as Russian Roulette, except with a semi-automatic pistol."

"Why is my girlfriend like a deep fat fryer? They're both dangerously hot and belong in the kitchen."

"How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums? Algorithm."

"My favorite element is Helium I can't speak highly enough of it"