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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear Tarantino is making a documentary about the Catholic Church? It's called Pulpit Fiction"

"Do you know what you call a nickle and a penny? The Sixth Cents"

"What happened after the word bank was robbed? There was a run on sentences."

"Q: What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college? A: Coagulations!"

"I used to think that ""Lacrosse""... Was what the French called that thing that Jesus carried on his back."

"Shock me once, shame on you. Shock me twice, that's just revolting."

"Question: If a King runs a Kingdom...& an Emperor runs an Empire... Who runs a country?"

"I've counted 8 people so far whose New Years resolutions include ""loose weight"". Can I add spelling to your list too?"

"Did you hear about the anxious gynaecologist? ...He got in a flap."

"I rear-ended a guy on the way to work today Rectum."