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Joke of the Day

"There is rumor of a new ""Amish Flu"" out of Pennsylvania... the symptoms are low grade fever, and you will get a little hoarse and Buggy."

"Why do bicycles fall over? Because they are two tired."

"Are people with OCD upset that those letters aren't in alphabetical order?"

"What is the primary job of an alligator? ...make allegations"

"The right response to ""I'm a bit tied up at the moment"" isn't ""what are you wearing?"" Apparently."

"What do you call a search for small guitars? Uke hunt!"

"What do you call the study of Japanese sound? Yakuztics"

"I like the religions where they're like ""god left after he made earth."" that's exactly what I would do if i created this mess."

"(fairly gosh darn NSFW) Yeah, so, I'm a necrophiliac, right... .....I *had* a girlfriend, but the rotten cunt split on me."

"I would like to order a sandwich.. Oh wait. Wrong sub"