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Joke of the Day

"Do you speak sign language? No, we sign it."

"NSFW What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick down your throat."

"*stands near cute dude in store* ME [pretending to be on my phone]: PLEASE doctor, when will I be cured of my no gag reflex problem *winks*"

"The talk -Dad, am I adopted? -Not yet, we still haven't found anyone who wants you"

"The thing about human relationships is that one person can be so overcome by a moment while the other person is thinking about KFC..."

"Did you hear about the detective who failed geometry? He could never get an angle."

"Pun Contest There was a man who entered a local papers pun competition.. He sent in ten different puns in hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did."

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black."

"What do you call a stack of cats. A Meowuntian"

"Rob Riggle has to move to a new city, where does he live? [POWlo Alto](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKCL_ToOook)"