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Joke of the Day
"It took me an hour to attach my watches to each other to make a belt. It was a **waist** of time."
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"Jesus said to Moses: ""Come forth and I will grant you eternal life!"" Moses came fifth and he won a toaster."
"How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One for the money, two for the show."
"There was this story on overcrowded animal shelters... I just couldn't put it down."
"A pirate crew is fleeing from a whaling ship One pirate swabbie asks, ""This be the whaling ship driven by the wench with two vaginas?"" The pirate says, ""Aye, we best be wary of har poons."""
"Its funny how your parents tell you its their house, but as soon as something needs cleaning, it magically becomes yours too."
"Give a man an axe and he'll kill a person. Teach a man how to incorrectly spray on Axe and he'll kill everyone in a 30-ft radius."
"How do you know a mechanic just had sex? One of his fingers are clean."
"What's Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill? Walking Jk, rolling"
"*First day as drug dealer* *Giggles* ""coke isn't available, is Pepsi ok?"" *gets stabbed*"