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Joke of the Day
"Remember: Being awake during a Saturday Morning sunrise is a sign of a good Friday Night."
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"[at the gym] ME: Hey, can you spot me? GUY: Sure, which machine? ME: *gestures to vending machine* Right over there"
"Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ? Because she wants to rise and shine."
"Why do terrorists hate wine? Because there are too many zinfandel's."
"Why did ISIS stop looting viagra? The goats all died."
"What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A 40-foot cock trying to reach out and touch someone."
"Humpty Dumpty had a great fall But his winter wasn't so hot..."
"During sex, my wife is a screamer in bed ...That is when I walk in on her."
"Had tea instead of coffee this morning & now I play a house servant in the new season of Downton Abbey."
"PRANK: ask someone what's on their shirt and when they look down give them a perm"