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Joke of the Day
"Why did ISIS stop looting viagra? The goats all died."
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"A skeleton walks in to a bar... The bartender says, ""What'll it be, mister?"" The skeleton says, ""A beer and a mop, please!"""
"Which nut is the angriest? The pistachio."
"A distracted man walks off a cliff while talking on his phone. He was sentenced to death."
"There are 10 types of people... (with a twist) There are 10 types of people, those who know binary and those who don't and those who understand the off-by-one error."
"How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher? Calculator!"
"""To label you ""divine"" would be to capture but a fraction of your resplendence. ... and could you pleeeeease grab an Oreo while you're up?"""
"I love salad! Just wish it had the taste & texture of pizza."
"When you're sad, hug a kid. But make sure it's yours cuz that shit would be weird."
"What's the best part about fucking twenty-two year old's? They are in their sexual prime."