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Joke of the Day
"Why do terrorists hate wine? Because there are too many zinfandel's."
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"What's red and silly? A blood clot."
"What's the best thing about fucking twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of 'em!"
"Keep dimming automatically, laptop screen. We love that."
"Why are most weather forecasters men? Because when they promise a foot, you know you're only getting three inches."
"What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? Quatro cinco."
"Lawyer: did your boyfriend commit the crime? Girlfriend: honey he can't even commit to this relationship Entire jury: OH SNAP"
"Being rich seems convenient."
"Yes I have exams. No, I'm not easily distracted. Yes, my shadow is interesting."
"Who could it be? there's a big idiot between the ""I"" and the ""Y"" on the keyboard. Why don't you go and see who it is?"