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Joke of the Day

"I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what's telling me that. You cheat! think your so smart, Making me believe your the most important... pfft!"

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"Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones? Because they should use protection to practice safe text"
"I like to wear Grocery store uniforms and tell homeless people that I'm there to repo the shopping cart."
"What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught? You got the Wong guy."
"Burger King's slogan ""Have It Your Way"" was shortened from ""Are You Sure You Wanna Eat This? Ok. Have It Your Way""."
"put this tweet on the news"
"This total stranger wanted to have a spontaneous tickle fight on the street and...oh...nope, never mind I'm being robbed. Guys I'm being rob"
"Two guys walk into a bar... Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks. (Dad Joke)"
"Why are there no nice cars in heaven? Because abortions float."
"Little Girl: mom, I want to be an alligator when I grow up Mom: well, pick one. You can't be...acghhghh! Stop eating me! Aghhghhh...ah..a...bleh."