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Joke of the Day
"During sex, my wife is a screamer in bed ...That is when I walk in on her."
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"She was only a moonshine-maker's daughter... ... but I loved her still."
"I'll be buying me some more condoms after this New Years Eve! My old ones expire."
"I accidentally wet the bed I share with my girlfriend.... She's still pissed"
"A guy walked into a bar... Ouch"
"What's the difference between acetone and Hitler? One is used to remove the polish, and the other is used to remove the Polish."
"Do you know what's black and doesn't work? Decaf Coffee."
"Ladies: Is your boyfriend the strong, silent type? Is he carved out of wood? Ladies, you may be dating a garden gnome."
"To all those that received a book from me for a Christmas present They're due back at the library today."
"*sets cauldron over crackling fire* *adds lock of his hair* *does magicky stuff* Now love me. **POOF** *my left eyebrow falls off*"