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Joke of the Day
"I want my money back, these suppositories taste like shit."
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"What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol? La chaim-lich maneuver."
"He's very handsome, by which I mean he has some hands. The normal amount of hands. I'm not great at describing people with words."
"A baby seal walked into a club ba dum tss"
"what do you call that sensitive part in a woman's ass which when stimulated arouses her? shitoris"
"WHAT DO WE WANT!? A forum for passive aggressive behavior! WHEN do we want it? NOW would be great but you seem busy sooo whatever."
"So the Jamaican said to the Arab.. ""Aye where you from? You from tha beach mon?"" The Arab replied ""Yemen!'"
"I eat boiled eggs, cabbage, and baked beans before the in-laws visit. They never stay long."
"I asked my North Korean friend how it was to live in North Korea. He said he can't complain."
"Dad cooks a deer for dinner... And doesn't tell the kids what it is. He gives one clue ""it's what your mother calls me"". The little boy yells ""it's a fucking dick, DONT EAT IT!!"""