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Joke of the Day
"How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate it's tits a lot."
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"Curiosity actually killed my cat. Worst stripper ever."
"Why did the console gamer cross the road? To render the buildings across the street."
"What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready? NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD."
"[Witness Protection Program] So the more ordinary, mundane your new name is, the easier it'll be to blend into your new- BUBBLENUTS McFUNKY!"
"What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? ""Robin, get in the Batmobile."""
"Motels 1 through 5 must've been real dumps."
"How many straight men in california does it take to change a lightbulb? both of them"
"Cow: Why don't you shoo those flies? Bull: I'll let them go barefoot!"
"wassup babe, im the reason Pregnancy-info .net disabled video embedding on their forums, how abuot giving me a nice kiss"